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Shut The Duck Up!

You're driving everyone "quakers" with that constant blabbering, but it's nothing a little duct tape around the beak won't fix!

Jesus Saves Bank

Do you have a friend who needs a miracle just to save a dime? Well, it's arrived! Finally a bank you can trust! 

Annoying Sounds

Drive everyone crazy with this outrageous prank! The noise activates as soon as the light goes off! 

We have all seen the classic shocking lighters, and perhaps being a prankster your friends know what to expect when they try to light it. Our new version of this classic looks like a flip top Zippo lighter, when they flip it open ... Zzap ! Gotcha! They get shocked just opening the top! A great remedy to lighter theft.

Shocking Candy Bar

Try to pick up this tempting chocolate bar and the victim gets a powerful ZAP!
 

Hilarious Refrigerator Magnets

These whacky, and funny mini refrigerator magnets are sure to give you a smile in the morning, or every time you go and open up the ice box door. They make great additions to greeting cards, and gifts. These look great on any metal surface. Over 200 Wild & Crazy Magnets

The All-New PULL MY FINGER¨ GASCARª!

Over 8" Tall! Pull Stale Beerfart Jr's. Finger and his car and body will shake, pass gas while saying 7 crazy phrases!

7-11 Everytime Trick Dice

Two sets of dice - one is a normal set and the other will only roll seven or eleven! Win every game of Craps!

More Funny T-Shirts Added

IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE FOREST, BUT THERE IS NO WOMAN TO HEAR HIM,
IS HE STILL WRONG?

Gelling Prank

Instantly transform someone's beverage into totally non edible sludge. A great joke to use at parties!
 

Express yourself with our huge line of hilarious and wacky key chains. These are fun to share with friends and family, and more affordable then a greeting card.
Over 70 Different Funny Styles, from mild to wild.

Hound Bytes - Remote Control Dog Collar -Now making crude comments to clueless people is as easy as walking your dog. No dogs were harmed in the making of this product (however many were offended). Simply attach the speaker to your dog's collar and hold the remote in your hand, then watch the reaction as your dog confronts passing people with clever remarks and rude lines. Your pooch will speak such lines as "...Farting... Oh I'm so embarrassed, canned food always gives me gas. " or "Hey, does this coat make me look fat?"

Joe Blow The Farting Monkey has explosive talent and an outgoing personality. At the press of a button, this cheese cutting chimp lets 'em rip and puts on a performance of "I Ain't Got Nobody". What a gas! You'll be rolling on the ground with this side-splitting laughter! You can set Joe to be motion activated, or only to put on his show when you pull his finger. Joe has over 10 different random hilarious songs, and phrases.

Full Glossy Color 5" x 7" - The fun signs let you express your true feelings, and make great gifts. They have Velcro For your office cubicle & also have a magnet on the back so you can hang them from the fridge, file cabinet or locker! - Funny, Sarcastic, or de-motivational!

Remote Control Middle Finger
You can now give someone the finger at the push of a button. Remote-control allows finger to magically rise up and give someone the finger. This realistic and life like hand is a perfect prank for home, office, or even your car. Remote works from up to 50 feet and even through walls! When you press the wireless remote the middle finger extends from the closed fist just like a real human hand. Stick the hand in your back window of your car, and the next time some jerk is tail-gating you, just flip 'em off, remotely!

Our REDNECK RESTROOM is a real gas! A finely detailed, sculpted poly-resin outhouse featuring 10 wacky, REDNECK phrases 'cuz Bubba is stick inside, tryin' to get out. 3 AA batteries included. Press the button and listen to some hilarious phrases from a real country bumpkin' who has become stuck in the outhouse.

Grumpy Santa

Poo-Pooping Reindeer
Press on Rudolph's body and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Reindeer candy dispenser comes with little brown candies and is refillable. Also Available in Pooping Santa, Pooping Snowman, Pooping Moose, Pooping Sheep & More!

 

Nasty Little Bear

 Introducing the craziest little stuffed bear you have ever seen! Our Nasty Little Bear is as cute as can be, with his soft brown fur and little red t-shirt. However, looks can be deceiving! This little guy is only cute on the outside! When you squeeze his belly he lets 'em rip! He will fart, burp, puke, snort, or have a bad case of dry heaves! It is almost as disgusting as it is cute! About 8 Inches tall, and includes batteries.

Hilarious T-Shirts

PrankPlace is pleased to introduce our newest line of fun, hilarious & scandalous T-Shirts. Here are just a few of our 18 funny styles of 100% cotton T-Shirts available in sizes Medium thru XXL:

The Fart Guy

Crazy Cluck -The Wacky Chicken

Manhole Mats
Indoor or Outdoor

Available in 7 different styles, these manhole cover rugs are actual size and modeled after the exact man hole covers in the city they represent. Every home or office needs a conversation piece, and now you can tell visitors that you have a public sewer running through your living room. These are incredibly well made, and durable. They are great for indoors or outside. They're 24" diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home with impeccable attention to detail and style.

Be the life of the party this Halloween with any of our hilarious costumes. You will not find any boring ghosts, or monsters at The Prank Place. Just outrageously funny costumes. Check out our new Blow Me Tissue Box Costume, His & Her Handcuff costume, and our Giant Whoopie Cushion Costume.

Check out all the wacky hats!  From a Can of Spam to a light-bulb, PrankPlace has a hilarious collection of silly hats, including the big orange Jack -O- Lantern hat seen here.

Beer Pong

You Sink It - They Drink It! Beer Pong is the ultimate beer sport. Get your fill of exercise (and beer) with our official two foot long Beer Pong table. You sink it, they drink it! Also includes 2 paddles and ball
 

The Hip Hop man is a unique toy, that will make a great gag gift, regardless of the recipient's opinion about hip hop music. WARNING : After hearing the Hip Hop man a few times, you will find yourself uncontrollably singing his tunes, and unable to stop. Standing 12 inches tall, the Hip Hop Man, will dance and rap his way in to your heart.

Who wants any of those lame inspirational art posters on their wall? You know the ones with a picture of lake and an inspiring quote. We took the idea and made it funny with our Sarcastic Art. Our line up of posters are not only funny, but they will look great on your wall!

Pictured is "TEAMWORK - 'There is no I in Drunk' "

If Barbie makes you want to puke and memories of your childhood being forced to play with Barbie dolls induces nightmares, we have the cure. Introducing Trailer Trash Talkin' Turleen. Yes that's right, a burping, beer drinking, cigarette smoking, 12 inch tall doll, the exemplifies true American White Trash. Press her belly, (it's big because she's got one in the oven) and she will share some pearls of wisdom with the sophistication and style that makes her family and third grade teacher proud.

Jackie's Talking Joke Machine

Now you can hear many of Jackie Martling's best jokes at the touch of a button! Each Talking Joke Machine comes with a Jackie's Joke Cartridge loaded with more than 100 hilarious jokes. Known internationally as "The Joke Man," Jackie knows them all, and serves them G-rated, but always wildly funny. The Talking Joke Machine can play the jokes in the preset order, or at random, and features a volume control so you can entertain yourself or an entire room.

 Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you six different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Use it in the car, and play the "static" sound and blame the cell phone, use it at home and play the 'door bell' announce that someone is at the door. 6 different sounds, to help you get off the phone, fast!

Farting Pull My Finger Dad Doll - A Great "Farters" Day Gift

Is your Dad always asking you to "pull his finger"... and you know what happens next! The Original PULL MY FINGER® brand doll, "Pull" his finger and Fred lets loose with a fart, shakes in his chair and follows up with any one of 10 hilarious phrases, this is a must have for any dad!

There is nothing wrong with this clock; it tells perfect time. So let go of your mainstream ideas about correct numerical sequence and proudly display this 9-1/2" Mixed Up Clock in your home or office.

Our Potty Mouth Pens are hysterical. Use them yourself, or leave them laying around for a little prank. When you click the button to use the pen, it lets out one of four swearing foul POTTY MOUTH expressions.

The Beer Belt

This is hilarious, it is an adjustable belt that hold 6 cans of beer, it even holds bottles. Dad will love this! Load up his belt and send him outside for the day to paint, or cut the lawn, and he will be a happy camper.  A great gag gift for those beer loving friends!

The World's Largest Pen

Remote Control Scary Sounds Machine

You can hide the sound box anywhere and when you press the remote it lets out one of 7 different random scary sounds. From a door creek, to a loud scream, this will scare people half to death! Hide this in the bathroom or the bedroom, and scare the pants off of anyone. Works through walls and up to 100 feet away!

REDNECK HORN

Mop Slippers

Check out these Savvy Bachelor Mop Slippers. Each pair of slippers are not only comfortable, but functional as well. Clean your floors while you go to the fridge for a beer. Made of soft fabric that is washing machine safe!

You're Fired Talking Boss Pen

Leave this funny talking pen on your bosses desk, and he too can feel like 'The Donald'. When you click the top of the pen to make it write, it talks and says "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Based on the traditional 'follow the wire' games that beeped at you if your hand slipped and touched the wire, this version has a much harsher approach. If your not steady and you hit the wire with your wand there's not just a beep, you also get zapped. It requires a cool head and a steady hand to master this, and although precision is more important than speed, it's great fun having timed races in the office to find out who's the fastest.

20Q - Electronic 20Q Game

This game will blow your mind, with its accuracy. Based on the popular website 20Q.net, this portable game has you try to stump the “all knowing” artificial intelligence of 20Q. To play, just think of something…anything and turn on the electronic orb that fits right into the palm of your hand. Then watch in amazement as 20Q tries to guess what you’re thinking! Answer yes, no, sometimes, or unknown to the series of questions it poses like a scrolling digital news ticker. If it guesses correctly within 20 questions, it wins. If not, you win! Can it read your mind?

The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins. Now you can use the same basic mechanism to launch tiny plastic pigs, chickens, cats or even Ninjas through the air with our funny catapults. You may question the concept at first, but trust us, after propelling a few pigs across the room or office you'll be a believer too. Now you can propel little plastic pigs across the office while you co-workers try to conduct actual business.
 

Funny Air Fresheners

Kill two birds with one stone, get rid of that stench in your car, and generate some laughter at the same time. Our line of hilarious air fresheners not only look great hanging from your mirror, but the vanilla smell they put out is great. Don't be a lunkhead with another green tree hanging on your mirror, life is way to short not to laugh out loud, and we guarantee people will laugh with one of these babies hanging from the mirror.

HUMPHREY THE HUMPING DOG

Watch out for Humphrey the humping dog and his unique brand of affection! Attach his front paws to any object, give his ear a squeeze and watch as this little dog barks and gyrates doggy style.

Shocking Roulette -A Shocking Good Time!

A truly electrifying game of chance! Select the number of players, put your finger in one of the four slots, and let it "spin." Lights and sounds start out fast and gradually slow down (just like a roulette wheel) to prolong the tension. When the sound stops, someone gets the shock of their life! Everyone else gets a big laugh! Victims are electronically selected at random. You never know who will be next. Great for parties.

The Spice Mice

Look what crawled in to The Prank Place; The Spice Mice - These cute and cuddly little guys have BIG Personalities. You squeeze their belly and the come out with some hilarious stuff!  They talk and some sing. 12 Different styles, one for every type of personality. Our pick for the funniest would be TONY MOUSIANO, the Tony Soprano of the mouse world.

Remote Control Farting Teddy Bear

We are pleased to introduce the World's Very First Remote Control FARTING Teddy Bear! This giant sized plush bear appears so cute and cuddly, everyone will love him. Hidden within this Lil' Stinker's belly is a fart machine, and when you press the wireless remote, he lets out a rip roaring fart, and his cheek glow red. Imagine all the fun you could have with this guy!

Battling Bush Bop Bag

Frustrated with politics? Want to go a few rounds with our fearless leader? We have the second best thing, the Battling Bush Bop Bag! Take your swings at Dubya, but beware, he will not stay down! The Battling Bush bop bag is 4 feet tall and constructed of durable vinyl material, and has a sand filled base for bounce back action, and features squeaky gloves so hear your blows land! Read his Dad's lips as he roots for junior in the background.

SWEARING PUNCHING BAG

The Ultimate Office Stress Release
Computer lock up? Boss ask you to stay late? Let all the stress fade away, with the obnoxious 6 inch punching bag. Give the bag a whack and enjoy as it exclaims one of 4 fobnosious phrases:

Looney Labels - Joke Can Labels

"Hey - what's for dinner?" Stewed fish eyes?
Want to shock Mom next time she opens the kitchen cupboard or turn a few stomachs at your next dinner party. These "Looney Labels" are guaranteed a lot of double takes - no matter where you show them. "Cousin Skeeter's Backwoods Cookin' " offers a true taste of the mountains - with country favorites, like; "Roadkill Ravioli" and "Pickled Pigs Snouts".

Talking Mr. Butt Face Pen Holder
Just in is the new moaning, groaning, oddly disturbing Mr. Butt Face Pen Holder. This must have desktop accessory will crack up the entire office when you insert the pen. He moans, and talks, all while slamming his head up and down. A great Gag gift for Dad for Father's day!

DO NOT DISTURB!
Naughty Door Hangers
Place these naughty DO NOT DISTURB Door hangers on your bedroom, bathroom or office door. Great gag to leave on co-workers office door too! Great variety to choose from.

THE FART DETECTOR
~ It really Works! ~

Parody Quarters

People just love to collect the new state quarters as they come out, but leave it to the jokers at the Prank Place to come up with truly unique US Quarters. Made from real US Quarters, these PARODY coins are hilarious and very naughty. 7 Styles to choose from, featuring some proactive poses, with President Clinton, Bush and even Hilary.

Revenge Toilet Paper

Simply replace the real toilet paper roll with our revenge toilet paper, the "victim" can not tear it, or rip it! One of the funniest pranks! Imagine their reaction when they try to tear the paper, and it can not be torn. They will be screaming from the stall!

Our line of outrageous inflatable dolls make hilarious gag gifts. These blow-ups are super for stag parties, office gifts, etc. None of these humorous dolls are anatomically correct. For some wild fun, prop one of these in your boss's chair

Smashed Window Prank
We have just added a ROCK to our window shatter pranks. Apply this to any window, and watch as your 'victim' is convinced that a rock smashed their window. The static cling shatter marks look so real with the fake rock, this will fool anyone.

Shocking Gum Pack

Brand new to the Prank Place line up is our SHOCKING GUM PACK. When unsuspecting victims try to grab a stick of gum, they get a shock of a lifetime! They may jump up and down, scream, and yell. We guarantee they will never ask you for another stick of gum.  The shocking gum, packs the strongest shock of all of our shocking products.

Digger the Farting Dog

You friends and family probably will think your new dog is cute and adorable as he plays in the yard, or on the rug, but wait until they walk up to our new DIGGER the farting dog! He is motion activated, and he will kick his leg, wag his tail, bark, and finally let our a great big long FART!!!!! You have to see it to believe it, you can actually listen to a sample on the site.

TWISTED MAGIC-8 BALLS

Just like the famous Magic Eight Balls, but with a Twist! Ask the Sarcastic Magic 8 Ball a question, and you may not like the sarcastic reply. 8 Different wild and crazy Magic 8 balls to choose from.

BINOCULARS DOUBLE FLASK
Dad can take his favorite beverage wherever he goes. Each eyepiece unscrews and the binoculars hold a total of 16 oz. of his favorite beverage. Comes equipped with funnel and binocular strap. Perfect gift for the golf course, baseball games, football stadiums, other sporting events, or anywhere where you may need a little secret pick me up.

Butt Face Towels

Isn't it about time for one of these?
Get Your Butt Face Towel Here

Garden Gnome

Who needs those boring little frogs and turtles cluttering up your garden or yard? Spice up the place with a Prank Place Garden Gnome. These funny little guys are made from high quality plastic and are sure to bring some laughter to your life. See All 3 Here

Insulting Talking Mirror

Who can resist looking in a mirror?
Did you ever look into a mirror and wish it could talk to you like in the nursery rhymes? Wish it could tell you how good you look? Well, with our new Talking Hand Mirror, your wish will come true, sort of... Jackie Martling, world famous comedian, and former Howard Stern sidekick will belittle and insult anyone who dares look in this magic mirror. 35 Insults, mostly rude and crude.

Up Yours Hat

Who needs another boring New York Mets cap, when you could have any of our new hilarious hats. One of the funniest has to be the UP YOUR HAT. It includes a pull tab so you can pull the line and give someone the bird anywhere and anytime. Your pull the cord, and the finger proudly stands up and gives the universal UP YOURS middle finger. Plus eleven other crazy caps.

Hilarious Remove Control Drive People Crazy Machine
You can hide the sound box anywhere and let the annoying sounds drive people crazy. You control the sound box with a tiny remote control. We loaded it with the most irritating sounds we could find: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow.
Works through walls and up to 100 feet away!

BUB-L BREEZER
Automatic Farting Bubble Blower

The Automatic Farting Bubble Man - Just fill his barrel with bubble solution, turn him on, and watch (and hear) as he blows bubbles from his butt and farts.

BEYOND BIZARRE 

ACTION FIGURES
Our line of bizarre action figures are sure to get people talking. These make great gag gifts and desk toppers. Each comes in an attractive package

The Talking Toilet Nanny

The toilet nanny will help make your home free from the annoying habits of men in just a few easy steps. When guys raise the toilet seat, a nice British voice reminds them of a few pointers. "Excuse me sir!. Please try to urinate IN the toilet - NOT on the floor, and put the seat down when you are finished!". Simply place the toilet nanny on the underside of the seat and it will start working when somebody lifts the seat. Pretty funny to put at the office too!

The Zero Dollar Bill
Did you ever feel a though you were paying too much for something? Well, the jokers here at The Prank Place have come up with the answer.  Its a ZERO dollar bill. It has an authentic look and feel of real currency, but its worth a big fat nada. These will really get your point across to the next rude waitress.

HILARIOUS BUMPER STICKERS

135 different bumper stickers, some mild, some wild, but the nice thing is, there is something for everyone.

 More Fun Stuff!

• Count Fartula - Farting Dracula -  PULL MY FINGER Count Fartula! Scary sounds and frightful smells... Now celebrate the truly frightful sights and smells of HALLOWEEN! No one can resist The Count when he sticks out his finger. So go ahead... we dare you... PULL IT! Click Here to Listen to the hysterical Count Fartula!

• Remote Control Spider - Feeling Bored?  Want to have some fun at your office or home? Scare the pants off of someone with the new realistic looking REMOTE CONTROL SPIDER! The little 8 legged little spider scurries at top speeds, and you control his every little move. Loads of fun for the office, home, party, or even better the local restaurant. Get Yours Today before they are all gone!

• Peppermint Peckers - These are hilariously funny candy , even if they are a little naughty. 

• Shocking TV Remote - Do your friends, spouse or room-mates hog the TV clicker? Get REVENGE and teach them a lesson they will never forget! A SHOCKING TV Remote!  It looks just like a universal Remote Control but when they go to change your channel, they get a ZAP! 

• Fart Clock - it Farts on the Hour, every hour. Hilarious!

• Satin Boxers - Choose from 20 different pairs of  Nice and Naughty Satin Boxers. Think ahead - these make great Stocking Stuffers!

• Shocking Office Stuff - Zap!  Shocking Prank Calculator, Pens, PC Mouse, and more! Stops office thefts 100%. Great April Fools Gag!

• Fart Candle - This candle is labeled as a "French Vanilla Scented Candle" but it actually smells like a fart.  Give them to those people you know who love scented candles and the shock they will experience when they burn them and expect to smell sweet French Vanilla, and instead it stinks like a fart. Hilarious!!!!

• Trash Talkers - Check out these Trash Talkers, sure they look cute, but they are so RUDE!  They let out one of 5 hilarious and rude sayings when you bang their head. These dolls will crack you up!

• New Golf Gags  - Fabulous!

  • The Exploder - The Exploder looks like a regular golf ball but with one very special difference. It blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke-like powder

  • The Smasher - Looks Like A Golf Ball Smashed Into Your Windshield!

  • The Floater - The Floater is official size and plays like a regulation ball. But with one very special difference...it floats.

  • Jet Streamer - When hit, The Jetstreamer ejects 15' of streaming red ribbon. Bet your partner he can't hit that great shot again and drop The Jetstreamer on the fairway. Hold your laughter and watch his astonished face when he hits it!

  • The Unputtable - When chipped or putted The Unputtaball jumps, skips, slides, gyrates. But never, never goes straight. It's hilarious and maddeningly unpredictable!

  • The Wobbler - The Wobbler looks and feels like a regular golf ball. But when you putt...it wobbles all over the putting green. The Wobbler lends itself to endless joke situations

  • Pop-A-Putt - Fool your golfing buddies with the funniest gag since the exploding golf ball. Slip the spring-loaded POPaPUTT into the cup when they're not looking and stand back. On the next putt, watch the incredible shock on their faces when the POPaPUTT pops the ball right back out of the hole. It's a riot!

• Funny Keychains

  • Trash Talking Teddy Keychain, it is a cute fuzzy bear that shouts rude expressions when you squeeze his belly! 

  • OLD FART Keychain, that lets out a loud Fart when you squeeze this underwear keychain. 

  • Several new Pooping keychains, like a pooping baby, and pooping elephant. 
    

• Gag Post Cards - These are hilarious prank postcards.  They have great pictures and you'll want to buy them to send to friends and co-workers as a great practical joke. They come from places like "Discount Adult Diaper By Mail, Inc" or "Modern Nudie Magazine" and a lot more!

• FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS!  - These are a great prank! Every ticket looks like a REAL $ 25,000 winner, the victim will be jumping for joy until they read the back of the ticket!

• "Driving While Ugly" or "Parking Like a Jackass" ? - Slap one of these hilarious fake parking tickets on their windshield today! These look just like REAL parking tickets, but they only insult the driver!

• Hate those idiots at the mall who take up 2 spots? - Sweet Revenge! Slap one of these "I LOVE PORN" MAGNETIC bumper signs on their car. They wont notice until they get home!

• Fart Lollipops or Fish Lollipops, YUK!!  - Funny Prank Candy - Have some fun with those candy lovers!
  Never Lose Another Flip of the Coin! - Two Headed Quarter - Both Sides are heads, these are great for parties or the office. Heads you win EVERY TIME! These are 100% guaranteed to fool ANYONE!

• IS YOUR BOSS A JERK? Lazy Co-worker? Smelly neighbor? - Reward him or her with Certificates of Shame!
  Embarrassing Mail!!! - Hilarious Prank Envelopes! Send one of these to someone's office!!!! From such fine companies like Viagra Users Anonymous!

• Authentic Looking Fake Bullet Holes - Great for cars, trucks, or suv's. These look VERY real!!! Add a touch of the Sopranos to your car! Now magnetic bullet holes too! They've  also added some awesome additions to their  fake bullet hole line - glass bullet holes and animal claws.